Sunday, September 28, 2008

Rock on baby, rock on!

I must say that I am beyond excitement when it comes to this Halloween. I can't wait to be able to see Rise Against and Thrice in concert again. This is going to be so much fun. I am literally probably like a little kid in a candy store. Or, better yet, I'm like the fat kid on Willy Wonka who will eat as much chocolate as it takes to get the golden ticket.
Can't you just picture me running around the house singing "I've got a Golden Ticket". But, don't worry, I won't be watching any gladiator movies while I'm singing.
Anyway, I'm gonna have to Adam in the pit when we go so we can take care of business.
Don't worry Tes, I'll keep an eye on daddy. Hehe.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Hershey Squirts

Well, like George's father on Seinfeld once said, on the episode where he decided to cook again for the first time since the war, "I'm back baby!".
And, you know, after three scrutinizing interviews with Hershey, they decided to let down their chocolate dreams all over my poor innocent face. Wow, nothing like that gleaming smile of hope looking upward while "the man" craps all over you. Yeah, that's refreshing!
But, I won't let it get me down too much. After all, so far the only two things Hershey ever did for me is waste a good portion of my life and give me a fat ass (what can I say, I love those damn peanut butter cups).
Looking on a more positive note, I guess I was meant for better things than promoting quick indulgence to shallow America.
Speaking of America, how 'bout that Palin. She's like "Pro-Active" for Presidential nominees. Even John McCain's ugly face now seems more appealing with her by his side. I mean, they say "You can't polish a tird", but they were wrong. I should start a webpage taking bets on how long he'll live while in office.
Either way, it looks like we're in for another screwed up four years, whether the demos or the republicans win.
I mean, well, America could get worse if organizations like Ford motor company donated millions of dollars every year to aide the illegal immigrants in their rights and struggles.
Oh wait, that already happens.
OK, you guys asked to hear more, and there it was. There's a lot more optomistic tolerance where that came from.